Cool. Cool, Cool, Cool.
When I was born, I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, both arms, and one of my ankles. Mom said that there came a point when the doctors stopped delivering me and just started laughing. I mean, if I ever let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn’t even be here. That thing some men call ‘failure’, I call ‘living’.
—Pierce Hawthorne, Community (via nathanielemmett)
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!?